amused....My dearest Dean of MJU never fails to amaze me with her power of analogy. Today over MSN she totally wow-ed me again. Here's an extract of her exact words:
(earlier we were talking about she going to psycho her friend to join teaching)
dean says:like haunted apartments like that
dean says: ahaahahaa....one family move in then the other family can move out...we need renewal
wahahaha....really tickled me. But the one I loved best is still the junk food analogy. :D
Hey dean, if you are reading this, do you mind leaving down your junk food analogy again in my comments?? Hehehe.
2 comments:
There are 2 kinds of men in life, one type are like Junk Food and the other kind are like those haute high class french cuisine.
Majority of men are Junk Food, when women are really hungry for love and attention and TLC, many tend to settle Junk Food. Why? Because its available in large quantities everywhere and "cheap" They are basically sitting sitting around in pubs and places screaming "Buy me, take me, I can make you full" So women lap it all up...especially when they are younger, not knowing that there is nice high class food, they settle for Junk Food. Hey, in fact, it seemed cool to be eating Junk Food when young huh....but what are those? Empty unhealthy calories filled with saturated fats that leave a lady hungrier for more after a while and needing to eat more. The lady also grows fat and ugly with junk food...and depressed as well..(didn;t you watch Super size me?)
Then Haute high class french cuisine comes into the picture, the smarter ones knows...they must accumulate money, in the form of self love, self esteem, talents, intelligence and class to be able to even buy or get near Haute French Cuisine. Now, not easily available, some restaurants offering food like these may take reservations up to 3 months in advance(hehehe) but its worth the wait. Each morsel of food is fresh and delicious, filled with nutrients and low in fat. You don't need much, just one meal will leave the lady nicely satisfied. But this morsel of high class food also doesn't come easy, its probably been stewed for hours, undergone all kinds of moulding and kneading...for the perfect plate of french cuisine. It probably knows how to present itself in a nice and tasteful manner, making the lady feel like she is on top of the world. Now haute french cuisine kind of men...girls..thats the kind we must have.
Moral of the story: We gotta go earn enough credits in our life to enter a haute cuisine restaurant and also..wait for the cooks to mould these fine delicacies.
Junk Food, take those only when really really hungry. Moderation is the key :)
Dean's analogy upon request for CX ( initially told at a wedding dinner)
See....watcha i tell you? My Dean leaves up to her name. :)
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